thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have


grawly:

fuqyourlies:

reasonswhydansafail:

sleepingartist:

urbancatfitters:

if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet

the first album : “Unknown album”

the hit single: “track 1”

album art

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Some people wanna watch the world burn



skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean


laughterkey:

zoomwitch:

number-one-mollusc-fan:

snerky:

incredible

holy shit

look at this

I don’t even know where to begin.


vicious-desperation:

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

image


constantijnvandenhoorn:

You can feel a chill


nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno


gnarly:

birthgiver


neatpotatoes:

lol ok


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