cats are liquid
|—||Someone whose suicide note will have the strangest hyphens in it. (via clientsfromhell)|
Client: We definitely like the design, but we were wondering if you could provide us with a second version.
Me: Sure. What were you thinking?
Client: Take the same design you have now, but put the call to action in a speech bubble, as if it was coming from the talent. But! Make sure that…
I just finished a website and invited the client to the office for a final sign-off.
Client: How big is it?
Me: It’s optimized for resolutions at 1024x800.
Client: What does that mean in plain English?
Me: It’s the number of pixels displayed on the screen.
Client: I don’t do pixels….
I created content and hosted files for a client for over a year; at least, until she sent me a cease and desist letter. This voided my contract a month before the final invoice was due. I believe this was an attempt to avoid payment – there were otherwise no issues in our working arrangement.
listen, i don’t know about you, but the only people I know who actually enjoy the smell of axe body spray are not women. it’s dudes. it’s all dudes. i have worn axe body spray and walked into a room and have been complimented by legions of dudes. axe body spray is an agent of the gay agenda to make men smell better for other men to unlock their latent homosexuality and there is no stopping them now, we’re in too deep and it’s far too late.